maplebungus-deactivated20221118:
not gonna lie a bitch might fart
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Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon
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my possible career choices:
cloud
flower
Watch this bc u need it in your life
hoshi going to take a shower and then taking off his robe and teasingly dropping it on the floor
Joshua: You fainted, do you remember anything?
Woozi: Just the ambulance ride to the hospital
Mingyu: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you
Woozi: But I heard a siren
Joshua: That was DK
DK: I’m sorry, I got nervous
ten: omg this girl was wearing the ugliest skirt ever istg
johnny: who was it
ten: i ain’t tellin
johnny: tELL ME
ten: NO
johnny: SAY THE NAME
joshua: SEVENTEEN
ten: WHY ARE YOU HERE
Svt as weird customers I’ve incountered~
Hey hey hey ya girl is back again, WOOP
Kk here we go, pls enjoy~
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Scoups: “Can you double bag the gummy snacks? I don’t want my wife to know I’m cheating on my diet, I Mean, they’re for my kids obviously but…please”
Jeonghan: “be careful that one is open,
I washed my hair in the bathroom sink to make sure I liked it”
Joshua: “young miss look to your right. Now your left. And behind you. God was everywhere you just looked have a blessed day”
Junhui: “I didn’t like the aura your bathroom had”
Wonwoo: “I wish you guys sold books here *whispers* “yea, that’d be nice”
Hoshi: “I can’t find the lamp aisle; where is the lamp aisle”
Woozi: “I almost punched someone, not because they made me mad I just *punches in front of him* reflexes you know?”
Mingyu: “LOWER YOUR CEILINGS I JUST HIT MY HEAD-wait no, raise your ceiling haha I’m stupid, no stop it you are amazing yeah!”
The8: *gets 20 cases of beer* “don’t judge the state of my liver.”
Dk: “I wish it was sunny outside so I could be happy again!” *laughs like they’re about to cry*
Seungkwan: “I came in here to see how my butt looked in these jeans but you don’t sell full length mirrors so I’m going to Walmart now”
Vernon: *smoking a joint while buying chicken and then leaving the chicken on the register*
Dino:
Me: “would you like a sticker?”
Him: “I’m actually seven now so a sticker is not required to make me happy”
honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.
thank you op this means a lot
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not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business
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